Last night Dan and I went out on the town. We saw the Dollar Store at the Hideout and ended the night at the Empty Bottle to see the Dirty Things, Telenovela, and Bang! Bang!

Both shows were awesome. The Dollar Store was very funny, Telenova was a solid good time, and Bang! Bang! rocked my socks off. (Really, I can't find my socks.) I'm afraid the pictures I took aren't very good, however, and here's why.

Innjoy had all-you-can-eat fish and chips and free drinks from 9 to 10 before the Empty Bottle show. That's right. Free drinks. I've become quite skillful at finding and taking advantage of several free offers scattered throughout this great town, but you know, they're really dangerous. I mean come on... free alcohol? You're just asking for trouble right there.

Let me say this about free anything during set time periods: I will take it as a personal challenge. It's as if I'm on some kind of Monty Hall game show and given five minutes in a store to stuff as much as I can into my cart. It becomes a race. Now, I guess the all-you-can-eat deals are more like a marathon, but since the Empty Bottle show started at 10, that was a race too. So from 9 until 10 last night, the race was on. I guess there's something to those kinds of game shows, because Dan was highly entertained by my feeding frenzy. Really, I mean, there's no time to actually enjoy the meal. I was too busy stuffing my face with fish, chips... and alcohol. Specifically, vodka tonics.

By my count, I had four in one hour, plus a long island iced tea.

I didn't think it was possible to get THAT drunk in one hour.

So, again, you know, I apologize for those pictures.

UPDATE: Dan's are better.

listening to: Kim, Bang! Bang!, and ... the Cars?
in my sink: 1 bowl, 1 mug, 1 spoon, 1 spaghetti bottle.