Here I sit, tired and hungover in the neighborhood cafe, trying to write but mostly staring out the window. Just like any other Sunday. Then I notice my table has a drawer in it. Of course I open it. What else would I do?

Inside is a napkin on which is scrawled:

Bad luck and extreme misfortune
will infest your pathetic soul
for all eternity.
- God

So I got that going for me.